How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

A British journalist (Simon Pegg) in New York offends those he seeks to impress.


2008, 109min., Rated R

3:40pm

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Alice's Restaurant

A draft-dodging folk singer (Arlo Guthrie) visits hippie friends in his VW microbus and ends up in jail for littering.

Starring: Arlo Guthrie, Pat Quinn, James Broderick | Directed By: Arthur Penn

111min., Rated NR

8:10

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High Spirits

Ghosts of a bride (Daryl Hannah) and groom seduce a U.S. tourist (Steve Guttenberg) and his wife in an Irishman's (Peter O'Toole) haunted castle.

Starring: Daryl Hannah, Peter O'Toole, Steve Guttenberg | Directed By: Neil Jordan

99min., Rated PG-13

10:05

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Some Girls

A coed (Jennifer Connelly) with two sisters invites her U.S. boyfriend (Patrick Dempsey) to spend Christmas with her family in Quebec.

Starring: Patrick Dempsey, Jennifer Connelly, Sheila Kelley | Directed By: Michael Hoffman

94min., Rated R

11:55

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Mystery Date

A shy guy (Ethan Hawke) takes his dream-girl (Teri Polo) on a date in his brother's (Brian McNamara) '59 DeSoto, with corpses in the trunk.

Starring: Ethan Hawke, Teri Polo, Brian McNamara | Directed By: Jonathan Wacks

98min., Rated PG-13

1:50

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Life Stinks

A billionaire (Mel Brooks) bets he can live as a bum for 30 days in the Los Angeles slum he plans to develop.

Starring: Mel Brooks, Lesley Ann Warren, Jeffrey Tambor | Directed By: Mel Brooks

95min., Rated PG-13

3:40

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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

After landing a job at an upscale New York magazine, a British celebrity journalist (Simon Pegg) proceeds to offend bosses, peers and superstars alike.

Starring: Simon Pegg, Kirsten Dunst, Danny Huston | Directed By: Robert Weide

109min., Rated R

5:50

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Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

A thief (Clint Eastwood) and a young drifter (Jeff Bridges) join forces with the thief's former partners for a repeat robbery at the scene of their last crime.

Starring: Clint Eastwood, Jeff Bridges, George Kennedy | Directed By: Michael Cimino

114min., Rated R

8:00

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A Guy Thing

After his bachelor party, a man (Jason Lee) wakes up in bed with his fiancee's (Selma Blair) cousin (Julia Stiles), a dancer at the bash.

Starring: Jason Lee, Julia Stiles, Selma Blair | Directed By: Chris Koch

101min., Rated PG-13

10:00

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Vampire's Kiss

An uptight New York literary agent (Nicolas Cage) thinks he is a vampire after encounters with a neck-biter (Jennifer Beals) dressed in black.

Starring: Nicolas Cage, Maria Conchita Alonso, Jennifer Beals | Directed By: Robert Bierman

96min., Rated R

12:00

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Desperately Seeking Susan

A bored housewife (Rosanna Arquette) with amnesia thinks she is ``Susan,'' a wild woman (Madonna) on the run.

Starring: Rosanna Arquette, Aidan Quinn | Directed By: Susan Seidelman

104min., Rated PG-13

2:00

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Jinxed!

A Las Vegas singer (Bette Midler) and a blackjack dealer (Ken Wahl) plot to kill the former's well-insured gambler husband (Rip Torn).

Starring: Bette Midler, Ken Wahl, Rip Torn | Directed By: Don Siegel

105min., Rated R

4:00

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Lucky 13

A shy man (Brad Hunt) seeks advice from his former girlfriends to win the heart of the woman (Lauren Graham) he loves.

Starring: Brad Hunt, Harland Williams, Lauren Graham | Directed By: Chris Hall

78min., Rated R

5:35

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Studio Spotlight

Anne Hathaway, Jamie Bell, Charlie Hunnam, Christopher Plummer, Nathan Lane, and Alan Cumming discuss ``Nicholas Nickleby.''

Starring: Anne Hathaway, Jamie Bell, Charlie Hunnam | Directed By:

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